Journal

• The Mousepad - The FABIO Mousepad that is December 3, 1996
• Why? June 25, 1999
• "Women of a Certain Age" - Ha Ha! Sept 2000
• The Massage As in Everyone Should Have One Once in Awhile August 23, 2001
• 25 Things You Should Have Learned by the Time You Have Reached Middle-Age March 13, 2002

June 15, 2002

Guide to Feeding Ducks Naked

Do not feed ducks naked, even if no one is around, they think your toes naked are pieces of bread and they bite them.
But I do resemble large white duck when I'm naked. I just don't quack. [Pepper's comment]

Guide to Meeting Your Husband at the Airport Naked

Meeting husband at airport in long trenchcoat naked underneath itches but well worth the inconvenience. Meeting anyone else at airport naked under the trench coat means you need serious help.

Guide to Writing at Computer Naked

(Works if teen age son is at work, and never when he is about to get home, do you rashly write as fast as you can not to lose the thoughts in your head as he will bring MALE FRIENDS HOME and you have to make a mad dash for the bedroom).

Guide to Playing the Guitar Naked

(various body parts upper torso get strummed and no fun)

Guide to Meeting the Postman at the Door Naked and not Being Seen

Because if you don't meet him immediately, he'll take said large package that won't fit in the box somewhere else and you have to go in the car to get it.) You bend around the door, head and neck only and sweetly say without blushing, "Oh, for me? Thank you!"

(I just bet he has been met by many men and women like that) (the head and neck peeking around the door is a dead giveaway). My first husband sold ice cream and they bought ice cream that way in Hollywood.

Generally, running through house naked when alone is absolute heaven. Just have a bathrobe handy if someone rings the door bell and it's your in laws from out of town. They'll KNOW if you don't answer.