Top 10 Ways to Know Your Son is a MacAddict!

Submitted to MacAddict June 11, 1998

1. You have a paid up subscription to MacAddict --- and haven't seen an issue for six months!

2. His price for doing chores is a new G3 - even though his Performa is only 18 months old.

3. He plans to take over your MacIIci and hook it up to his system to play multi-user games.

4. He is planning to run Ethernet cables though the ceiling and across the attic to reach your HP laserjet printer --- even though he has a color inkjet of his own. (And he has access to your power drill.)

5. His Christmas list consists of computer games, flight simulators and hardware - Top Gun would recruit him if he wasn't 6'1".

6. For his birthday you plan to give him the Intel Inside voodoo doll - and he knows what it is.

7. His favorite wall hanging is the G3 notebook shark ad - and he's 16.

8. He is out pricing scanners instead of cars - and he's 16.

9. The Zip drive and 10 zip cartridges you bought for your Mac have never been seen since delivery. He has funny bulges in his pockets.

10. He has a joy stick.