Top 10 Uses for MacAddict Magazine

Printed in MacAddict Vol. 1, Number 3, Nov. 1996, pg. 10.
Last Edit June 11, 1998

  1. Make wallpaper out of its articles for the outside of your office ---- especially articles like "Stand by Your Mac". This gives roaming executives something intelligent to read.

  2. Use it as a mousepad for the 486 they shoved into your office to remind yourself that there is a better way.

  3. Use it to swat Windows users if they get too close to your Mac equipment.

  4. Make a sun screen out of one for your truck when on a Boy Scout outing. Kids need positive role models.

  5. Figure out which game ads to hide from your kid while you try to save up for his/her new power Mac. Use MacAddict to figure out how powerful that Mac will need to be to play those games.

  6. Expired MacAddict demo CDs make great stands for all those pewter dragons my son uses to stand guard over his Mac. This practice followed the trauma of being forced to use Windows at school.

  7. Figure out just how much you have to save to get your own modem and Power Mac now that the kid has taken over your system.

  8. Expired MacAddict CDs make great coasters for the summer drinks you'll need after you total the bill. At least my older son now buys his own Mac equipment.

  9. Read it often to remind yourself you are not alone. There really are other Mac users out there. Trust me.

  10. Where else could you learn about vibrating joy sticks?

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